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lykuh:

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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your-nibs:

agniology:

starfish you need an attitude adjustment

FSLDKJSKDF FUCK

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ornamentedbeing:

Dress (Robe de Style)

House of Lanvin  (French, founded 1889)

Jeanne Lanvin (French, 1867–1946)

 spring/summer 1924

Met

I’M DYING

MABYE JUST BECAUSE IM IN MID-SEMI PANIC ATTACK

NO

THIS IS ACTUALLY THAT FUNNY

OMIGOD

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morbidfashion:

amortaldothapproach:

tipsforthemoderndandy:

victorian-witch:

Can’t breathe. 

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royalzoyal:

killallnerdsdotexe:

SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH ON “MOST RELAXING TUNE”

“Tranquil”, a variation on scientists’ previous track “Weightless”, is now being called a scientific breakthrough in sleep and relaxation technology. Utilizing a rhythmic and dissonant soundscape, barren yet fertile enough to produce outstanding results. Including the new patented technology designed by SleepKeys™, a company that develops musical peripherals designated for “An audience in need of a nap!”

SleepKeys™ developer, Harold Bracisezewski, released a statement saying: “Our incredible new device, The DreamCatcher, provides the whooshing and throbbing bass sounds capable of soothing your average child, adult, and even household pets.” 

Oh my GOD and I thought the last one was relaxing holy shit

so relaxing

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noxaldia:

dinobike:

The Indonesian Mimic Octopus

My favourite Octopus in the history of ever <3

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AS\EDCB VJSDHMXBSKDJXVNMC  <3 SD VJHSDBFJAS ETERNAL FOREVER ALAYS SOCTOPI OPCOTUSP[DSOSOS ETERNALLOVE!!!!!

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disneyfaceswap:

“Does she think I’m still unconscious? What do I do what do I do. Why is she stroking my face. That’s awkward. Maybe I’ll just lay here and pretend I’m not awake yet.”

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eyesfullofketchup:

vintagegal:

Moth Proofing Advertising 1937

Who is building the moths? Where is Mother Nature?

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dinobike:

the malfoy enjoy it one

oh man

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theespeciallytallgiant:

philosophical goats wearing boots

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chuchuburton:

DC Comics picture show?

“I don’t like a man with too many muscles”